So Totally ME

I just remembered a very embarrassing and totally ME story that happened just a few weeks ago, one which I haven't mentioned. Unfortunately I am not old enough to drive, I am so jealous of those who are and I so want to smack those who are old enough but are just not interested in driving *cough, my sister, cough*. So this story happened on a different set of wheels, not a motorcycle, a golf cart, or even on roller blades. No, I was on Heelys. You're anticipating it, aren't you?

First of all, Heelys are those types of shoes that have little wheels that pop out on the back. They were very popular about three years ago!

That morning I was looking in my closet and came up with the Heelys. I thought it'd be fun and original to wear them to school, so I put them on and went downstairs, almost falling on the stairs. I didn't realize how much noise they made when I walked until I was all the way at school, and I had to cross the hall, which was empty except for a couple of people who I don't get along with and of course, cute guys, while making a loud cliquety-clac which earned me a couple of dirty looks. I was finally heading for the buses after a whole day of tripping and being teased by my friends, who by the way were totally jealous of my shoes, to go home. Suddenly while walking carefully my foot kind of just slid forward and I ended up on the floor in an awkward sitting/praying position with my bag off my shoulder and half of its contents spilled out. Luckily not many were there to see this... unladylike incident. I just picked myself up and continued walking, but I imagine my face was giving me away by turning an unsightly shade of red.
Oh, you might imagine I have learned to deal with it by now!


I am appalled! Today, while I was again going to the buses, a little boy about the size of my knee told me to 'Fuck off'- with those exact words! My god, when I was in fourth grade I was scared of the fifth graders, now I'm in ninth grade and I get orally assaulted by a fourth grade boy. I think I'm scared of fourth graders now.
What has happened with today's generations?!

With that insightful question I leave you, my minions.

Life tip: Don't piss off five year old boys, you will regret it!

So, as you can guess, this has been a really sucky week for me. I don't know what happened, or why I am feeling so freaking depressed, but I have.
At first I thought it was stress from school and from homework I was missing (No, this was not one of those. Was it?). And it is true that since yesterday- when I handed in an essay I finally finished- so basically just today, hasn't been so bad. It might also have been stress, this time from people who stick their noses on other people's businesses. Remember that I told you about my supposedly 'best friend' who I decided to trust, after numerous people warned me not to, and who then decided to tell everyone about Mr. X? Yeah, well now this great-hearted person (note the sarcasm) decided that she is mad mad at me and that she is no longer talking to me. This works just fine for me, because I personally don't want to be her friend again, but I am so freaking annoyed that everyone has to act as if it was their problem and get in the middle of it. Don't you hate that too?!
However, I have managed to work past all of this and now, after a heavy session of Pilates (he he, I feel so chic saying that!), I am happily looking forward to roaming around in my pajamas all day and resting during the upcoming three-day weekend. *Crowds cheering for my totally awesome plans*

Now, scamper off and stock up on those Cookies & Cream Häagen-Dazs ice cream. We're gonna go hard core this weekend!

This post is going to be about... any guesses?... yes, My Future Ex-Husband! I know, the title kind of ruined the surprise.
Why EX-husband?, you might ask yourselves.
{Well, if you did ask yourself that, then you are WEIRD... I mean, you're talking to yourself, you know? No, I never do that... *cough, cough*}
The answer is, because it sounds cooler than just My Future Husband. Oh, my life is so full of exciting thoughts!

You obviously want to hear more about him so here are the main points:

• He's a senior at my school.
• We have a great relationship in process (he has no idea who I am and I have only seen him twice, but they were unforgettable moments).
• He has a wonderful accent! I was not eavesdropping on him, I swear!
• You can find him on Facebook and his picture in the yearbook is not so good- Really, I am not stalking him! What gave you that idea?!
• My sources tell me he has a son... yeah, kind of weird but I'm great with kids!
  

So, I've been meaning to tell you about something that I did recently. It's only that... I WENT TO THE COLDPLAY CONCERT! Yup, it was here in Bogotá last Thursday and I went. It was really cool although since I'm not really that much of a fan, I spend a lot of time just screaming nonsensical babbles in an atempt to sing the songs along with everyone else. I enjoyed it a lot, but I realized that concerts just aren't my thing, my thing is looking at all the hot guys (including the singer, Chris Martin, OMG he's cute in real life!!) that are AT the concert!



You're probably wondering if there is a ME side to this story, and, since you are very smart people who read my blog (we are back up to SIX followers people! :D) and do a lot of other smart things, you are right:
The concert started at eight, so we are clever and figure out that if we get there at around two in the afternoon, we wont have to stand in line a long time. We get there at 2:15 and the oh-so-short line we were supposed to be in is only oh-so- five blocks-short. We are finally reaching the door, it's around five PM and we aren't the least bit tired, when a couple of people from our school see us and act as if they are our BFFs just to get cut into the line. We don't mind that but next thing we know, there are about 12 people cutting in front of us and a not-oh-so-friendly crowd of people complaining about it. At least we managed to get in front of them, leaving them to deal with that crowd! :P
But it doesn't end there, oh no. After about three hours of waiting in line and another two hours waiting for the concert to start, I'm not tired at all. But then, just when the thing starts and gets into the mood, I become so freaking tired I have to sit down! No, nobody stepped on me, but my feet did not stop aching for the whole concert and the whole night!
And the next day, I have to wake up at five thirty in the morning to go to school, with my still aching feet!

Well, that's life! Or rather... that's life as ME!

Hey-lo, Hello. HALO, Hey, Hi... you get the picture.
Well, it's been a long time since I've written here so I'm going to give you a kind of update on my very ME life:

• My dad is still on my case because of the attitude thing. I mean, seriously?! The other day he got kind of mad at me just 'cause I wanted to go see a kid's movie! (Okay, maybe I was being annoying, but still!) Luv him, though.
• We have this Leadership retreat to Honda which is coincidentally on my 15th birthday, so I don't know what to do. If I go to the retreat I'll spend the day with my friends and some good-looking (or VERY HOT, STEAMY) guys, but all that would happen if I'll probably get a rice cake or something like that- not ideal for a bithday. But if I stay then my sister won't be here (yes, that's bad because I actually like my sister) and a friend is having her party that same day, although she is argentinian so I would get to meet sexy-accented guys. If you have any ideas to what to do, please TELL ME!!
• I have met my future husband and I have employed a friend of mine to stalk him. I am stalking another friend's crush-Eagle. I just have to tell you that this story also involves my sister's best friend, the same one from my '(8) Saturday (8)' post, -Hawk. Yup, it's complicated.
• Yesterday the buses were on strike so we had no school! Yay, except that I was told this at 5:45-when I was already awake, showered, and had just finished dressing for school. Good news is that I could actually go back to sleep (so not ME!) and I had time to finish the homework I hadn't done (so ME)!
• I am going to the Cold Play concert tomorrow night! That rocks, except that I am seriously NOT a Cold Play fan, but no worries- I have a whole day to become one!
• I just lost a follower! :( Let's all cry, or instead, let's all follow my blog! Or please just don't un-follow it! You know you want to follow it, you know you want to!!

So that is basically what is going on in my life, of course there is more, but my life is much too interesting and much too ME to post all of it here! LoL I'm sorry if I sound bored or not like myself, I am just very tired. Plus there is this whole mess with the person who was supposed to be my best friend, but then I find out that she told a big secret of mine to EVERYONE (and I mean everyone) and now she has moved on to ignoring me. Oh I am going to die. That was sarcasm. Ok, well I hope something really ME happens these days- wait, I shouldn't hope that! See how dedicated I am to you?!- so I can tell you about it. 'Till then ya'll!

PS: Remember the question I asked about bullfrogs snorting? Well I finally got an answer... you better just see it yourselves.

Q: Do any kinds of bullfrogs snort?

A: Snort what? I've seen a frog snort cocaine once, but I was on an acid trip, so not much I've seen could be very credible.

I think I agree.. not very credible. I think this just proves that we will never know an answer to this, as I say (or use as a blog title) 'Life... a mystery'. This is just one of life's mysteries we will never solve, unless you mayor in frog snorting in which case, please contact me or a phycologist 'cause that's just weird! :P